Truth about GMO

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Joe runs for Political Science Office

Joe: Let's go and visit DMV.

Stan: DMV? You have just renewed your driver's license last week.

Joe not the department of motor vehicles, you dummy. The Mountain View drunkard - they are so fixated on brandy, Burgundy, booze Stuff (referring to Google's search algorithms name). They are drunk with their own success.

Stan: What will they name for its next algorithm?

Joe: BS.

Stan: But, BS is an organic substance. What has got to do with booze?

Joe: Ah, the Danes use a lot of the stuff to methane gas. Through the use of genetically modified bacteria, you can use this tool to make BS ethane gas, the precursor of ethanol - pure 200-proof alcohol.

Stan: Why visit this drunkard then?

Joe: All Rankings their things are BS. Somehow, to convince the whole world and make a lot of money in the process. They may provide a few pointers on how to President.

Stan: President?

Joe: Through the use of DMV in our pages, DMV refers to roads and a middle-of-the-road candidate, we take all the top 100 rankings for all our Web pages. I. Joe Nogood running for President with the slogan "I NoGood" .

Stan (thinks to himself): Joe has a way of making the irrelevant relevant. Just maybe, Joe will be a great President. Maybe.

Joe will be president-elect

"Bushmen Americans extinct" - screamed a headline. Independent candidates, I. Joe Nogood won the presidential election with the slogan "I, Nogood". Joe swept all the Electoral College votes in an unprecedented result.

The Republican candidate, ungracious in his speech conceding, noted that Joe is a twin reincarnation of communists, alluding to the president-elect of the name; Josef Ilyanov Nogood (may be referring to Ilyanov Josef Stalin and Vladimir Lenin) .

The third candidate was rather short. The Democrats ignored an obscure warning from an equally obscure article - "an ant watching Giants Fight". Each time an internet search for certain keywords, the list showed always Joe's campaign websites and his followers. This is the same for all voters; Joe's messages occupied all top 100 rankings. The search engine is a presidential candidate the best friend.

Internet experts suspected that a group of hackers, the NoGoodies, hacked the other candidates' Web sites. If a mouse hovered over Joe's rival, the name that pop-up Tip flashes "NoGood for President." Put the two effects these invisible tags created.

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Stan Seecrets postulate:
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poet trying to understand the nature of the universe with the elegance of words. Mathematicians try to do the same with their formula and figures. Therefore, calculative mathematician poets.
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(Poking fun at mathematicians, and himself)

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