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2008-07-10

Men Go Extinct  

You did this for me!

Me! THE KING OF jungle.

The ultimate muscle bound stud. Adonis! God's gift to women.

I 'm going extinct!

I women hope that you out there with your equal rights are happy. I better enjoy while you can.

The Y-chromosome, the fingerprint of masculinity is weakening as it stripped of the genes it.

When to defend it, men are no longer exist.

In beginning of the Y-chrome was healthy, as the female thing. But just as men are serial killers and tyrants, wars cause, and not women, the men Y is dysfunctional.

In fact According to scientists, men are now technically only mutant women, that is all genetically modified women. Are you a man, you think hard? You're just a girlie man.

So if someone rude to you, say to them outraged, and in an effeminate voice, "do not you dare speak to me like that, I am genetically modified woman." Is that

Does George Bush would look good in a red satin prom dress?

In end of the world will consist of a few Amazon lesbians

and Going extinct men held more than perhaps because of the sex slave toys.

If this is the case, I hope I am one of the few.

When did have problems when you start? About 100 million years ago, a mutation of the Y chromosome's ancestors in the early mammals off in order to develop their own male sex. The problem with mutated, the Y thing can not stop it.

Currently do, the Y has lost thousands of its purpose donates genes to protect, like a middle-aged man loses his hair.

The Y only 27 genes left.

When it stands alone, it is irrelevant. Then it. Puh!. No longer is this men.

When extinction? Around 125000 years.

Blame rats, mice. They did this us.

Ironically, a small rodent, currently lives in the Caucasus Mountains known as "mole vole" Y

managed avoid extinction of the Y and throw the installation of its own "spin-off" relay-style Half-and-Half-Gen This could .

Give us hope. But until today, no other species has been able to do this.

Congratulations on the mole vole. You women. If you want something masculine and hairy in 125000 years ago, you had a bisexual, bipolar, hybrid mole in some Russian mountains.

Science already enables lesbian couples to experience parenthood of sperm implant. The possibility of eventually injecting the nucleus from a female egg in another women's egg, so that two women parent a child --- without the participation of a man --- Y, semen, something --- is almost a certainty .

One smoothly. The child of such a pair is always a girl. The girl is not a clone, but we have two regular biological parents. Two mothers, instead of a mother and father.

Wonderful!

In the meantime us tough guys are weakening. Today, about seven percent of us men are infertile or not-very-productive because of the continuing Y mutations that are not in our fathers.

How, the Make Me Feel? I suddenly had a strange empathy for the walking pigeon and the dodo bird. I also feel a strange urge to a dainty lace apron and bake cookies.

� Copyright 2004 by SammonSays.com

 

John Sammon is the author of two books and writes a weekly humor column you may access at http://www.SammonSays.com

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